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Score: 10
Mastermind: WC

"Loved it"

submission: Mastermind: WC
date: October 5, 2008

Amazing game. Time to fuck off to space!

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Score: 8
Newgrounds Helpful Guide

"Educational, informative and helpful"

date: September 8, 2008

This is a terrific application for both new users and those of us that have been around for a while. It serves as a reminder that Newgrounds is a community, and that we all get out of it what we put in.

Thanks for taking the time to put this together. The explanations afterwards were particularly nice, because they explain your perspective, and are quite reasonable.

All in all, well done.

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Score: 9
Governor of Poker

"Very good"

submission: Governor of Poker
date: July 22, 2008

You would have had my money if you'd been charging 10 dollars for the game instead of 20. 20 is asking too much.

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Score: 8
Animator vs. Animation II

"Very Cool"

date: March 4, 2008

Nice idea, very creative and well executed. Heres hoping you make another.

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Score: 4
"crucify-me! Jesus"

"Where to begin"

date: February 17, 2008

Political, social or religious views aside, I've played the game and based my review on that.

The game itself is repetitive, and doesn't really have what I'm looking for in a game. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's heard the "ahh fuck fuck" .wav about a million times at this point, and hearing it repeated over and over again certainly didn't make me wistful.

You probably could have scored more points with people even if you'd simply made the game bloodier, instead of just small red scribbles across the body. Also, in terms of pertinence, though I'm not a Christian myself, it would seem that Jesus would have spoken in his voice, and not the voice of the old testament.

Picky? Probably. However, the game should stand on it's own merits, which I'm afraid to say are lacking.

Still, it loaded, which is better than a lot of things I've stumbled across on the portal.

Audio: 1
Graphics: 3
Gameplay: -1
Chuckle factor: 0

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Score: 4
Don't Forget 9/11

"I'm not afraid to downvote this"

submission: Don't Forget 9/11
date: February 12, 2008

9/11 was a terrible tragedy, and one that won't soon be forgotten.

At the same time, the quality of this flash was sub par. Putting pictures to music isn't particularly complex, and the resolution of the pictures isn't terribly great.

I take offense to playing on peoples sympathies, and hope that other people vote rationally, and not emotionally.

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Score: 7
Cow in Submarine

"Thank you"

submission: Cow in Submarine
date: February 12, 2008

Had a rough couple of days with work and school, and needed a pick me up. This flash brought a smile to my face. Good work, thanks and keep it up.

Only thing I might work on is the audio levels, they jump a bit too much from outside the submarine to the inside, but great job regardless.

February 14, 2008

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Thanks

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Score: 7
In Jail

"Short but funny"

submission: In Jail
date: December 7, 2007

It made me laugh, and the song sounds like it's pretty good

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Score: 9
Mario's Crazy

"Funny stuff!"

submission: Mario's Crazy
date: November 29, 2007

The animation is well done and it made me laugh out loud a couple of times.

I'd recommend it.

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Score: 4
Random14

"Silly, but ok"

submission: Random14
date: November 29, 2007

It was a little silly, but it kind of made me chuckle at first.

Unfortunately, I waited longer than I should have for something else to happen.

Oh well.

November 29, 2007

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:3

:3

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